what i've learned in 2 and a half months

so i'm copying this from a fellow blogger..

i know more restaurants than the average local because i eat out every meal.
i know where to buy fake brand names and get ripped off if you don't speak chinese.
i know the fastest way to get a taxi at the china world center by not having to compete with locals who don't know what a 'queue' is.
i know where to find decent japanese food super-cheap to satisfy sushi-cravings and thirsty nights with free flow beer.
i know every line on the subway because i've gone around the whole loop. not fun.
i know where to find cute local girls who will help you practice chinese for free.
i know a not-so-famous restaurant where the cook used to work at beijing hotel.
i know where to find mongolian girls that want to make some 'extra money'.
i know how to order food that no foreigner will want to eat.
i know how to keep a restaurant open till 2am when their closing time is at 1030pm.
i know when hotel chefs start work daily.
i know i'm bored right now.